The classes consisted in a fair amount of instruction, a lot of laughing, and a huge amount of eating. We learned how to use a mortar and pestle to make curries, and how to make a huge flame in our frying pan for dramatic effect. Our dishes consisted of appetizers, soups, entrees and desserts, and Robert made a beer run so we could all properly enjoy eating our meals in between the cooking lessons. We’re hoping that our newfound cooking skills might help make us more appealing houseguests for when we return to the states and are homeless!
The next morning we had an early pick up to take us out of town to an Elephant Camp where you volunteer (pay money) to feed, ride and bathe rescued elephants. They spent a great deal of time giving us a history of the camp itself and where they find most of their elephants - performance shows and street begging. Their goal is to keep elephant families together and to keep them happy and well cared for. Once we all changed into lovely denim uniforms, we went out to start bonding with the elephants by feeding them bananas and sugar cane. The trainers had a baby elephant give me a big kiss on my cheek, which was both adorable and disgusting at the same time due to some serious banana breath. We then had a lesson on how to mount an elephant bareback, and then learned how to ride the elephants by barking four commands: pai (forward), how (stop), quay (turn), and no-long (sit down). We were ready to go!
Robert and I were assigned Mae Dom, the largest elephant in our group. She was a 7 year old rescue from an elephant show, and apparently had an insatiable appetite for anything green and leafy. Robert rode in front and I was at the back, so he had to deal with barking out constant commands to get her to stop munching on all of the shrubbery along the trail. It actually got to be pretty hilarious, the number of stops she wanted to make. Once we got to the top of the hill they let her graze for quite a while, and we chuckled as we watched another elephant use a tree as a back and bum scratcher for about 15 minutes.
We got back on Mae Dom and I took the driver’s seat while Robert uncomfortably fidgeted in the back. I personally felt very connected to Mae Dom and that she took orders very well, and that this amazing animal and I understood one another. Robert, on the other hand, was starting to lose his patience with his elephant experience. Things only went downhill for him when we moved to the last part of the camp….the elephant bathing. We were instructed to remove our shoes and get into a muddy pond with these huge creatures and give them a bath to say “thank you” for the ride. Let’s just say that the elephants become very comfortable when they are in the water, and really let loose, so to speak. They have people with pails trying to collect the “floaters” but all the while your feet are sinking many inches down into a combination of mud and elephant poop under the murky water. You really have to try and mentally cut off the sensation under your toes and focus on the task at hand, washing your elephant, in order to not get completely grossed out. Robert lasted about 5 minutes before he literally threw in the towel - although in his defense he had picked up the same eye infection I had earlier and needed to keep his eye clean (thank goodness we still had medicine!) I stayed with Mae Dom and even climbed up on her back to scrub her head until it was finally time to ride her out of the pond. The shower that ensued moments later would probably have to rank with the top 5 showers I have ever taken in my life…or at least the 5 most necessary!
After a hard day of work at elephant camp, we decided that we deserved a nice dinner out and ventured down to the river to find a restaurant called Riverside Pub and Restaurant. This place has been around forever and offers a huge menu and live music in the bar area. I would definitely recommend sitting outside where we were lucky enough to enjoy the annual lights festival. Balloons which carry small baskets of lit candles are launched into the air creating a stream of flickering lights floating up into the sky. We were very fortunate to be in town this particular week and witness the event.
The morning of the 29th we packed up our bags and caught a van to our final Chiang Mai activity, Flight of the Gibbons. This sis a series of zip lines that were set up in the rainforest by a group of New Zealand adventure enthusiasts. We met a lovely couple from Australia in our group named Andrew and Joanne who became our zip line partners. Our guides were pretty funny and gave us a quick tutorial on how everything works. Basically, let them do all of the work (clipping and unclipping on the lines) and you just have to have the nerve to jump off the platform. You definitely have to fight your natural inclination to NOT leap into thin air, but once you get the hang of it the zip lines are really fun! We completed at least 16 platforms in total, including double lines where we rode together, vertical drops, and a “superman” line where you’re connected on your back instead of your front. I could definitely see this as an addictive extreme sport.